gong jiao wei

wanker

2006-03-12T05:57:00.000+08:00

some geek wanks at SIM's library and gets caught red handed. funny shit

http://safiin.blogspot.com/2006/03/one-about-horniness.html

and girls have their bras confiscated when they wear coloured bras to school. which is worse? wearing coloured bras or walking around braless?

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,102970,00.html?

110306

2006-03-11T04:01:00.000+08:00

this article about online gaming suddenly went through my mind while i was trying to doze off just now.

"online gaming is a good way to unwind, but when you start isolating yourself from the outside world, its time to stop"

i've been playing a little too much dota for the past few months. in fact, i spent the whole day playing dota today. i was even having my meals and dota-ing at the same time. shit man, this is getting way out of hand. and the worse part is that 90% of my time was wasted on quitters in public games. and everytime i finish a game, there are like a million msn conversation windows flashing on my screen. instead of chatting with them, i'll usually go ahead with another round of dota. so from today onwards, i'm going to ban myself from playing public games from now on, only private games with my friends will be allowed.

i should be spending more time with my friends and family now. i'll probably get enlisted during early june. that's like 3 months later which is kinda shitty. the question "what if u never see me again" went through my mind during the return journey for the redang trip. i asked eve that question and i guess she's as worried about it as i am. even though we always promise to keep in contact, it'll somehow be hindered by other commitments. sighs.

back

2006-03-10T16:40:00.000+08:00

hello, i'm back from my graduation trip. redang was totally awesome except for the 10 hour bus ride. even the boat ride there was cool, i simply love that orgasmic feeling that u get in your stomach when the boat went across the choppy waves.

i'll really miss that place and all my coursemates. the snorkelling trips, the crystal blue sea, getting owned by the huge waves, talk cock sessions by the sea with a can of beer, champions league matches and the cheapo shopping. what a great way to unwind after the exams, for the 1st time in my life, i was totally free from any stress and problems.

lazy moray eels, big bad garoupas, flying fishes, baraccudas, sea urchins, sea cucumbers that look like giant dildos, clams that look like labias, you name it, they have it. a few lucky pple got to see the wild sharks and turtles but i wasn't one of them.

can we like go back again before i enter the army? HAHA. and please let $ fall from the sky and let me have enough $ to visit bangkok and redang before i lose my pink IC.

off

2006-03-05T19:53:00.000+08:00

hoho. gonna play my last round of dota before i'm off to redang! cya in 5 days time!

our favourite neighbours

2006-03-03T16:40:00.000+08:00

Our favourite neighbours up north

Thursday, March 02 2006

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Kancil doing 956kph?

Imagine a Perodua Kancil travelling at the speed of an aeroplane. That’s what the traffic policemen are insisting that labourer Kamarul Khairi Kasin, 22, had done when they issued him with a summons for speeding along the North-South Expressway at 956km per hour.

He received the summons through the post from the Muar police station.

"I can’t imagine driving at that kind of speed.

"Besides, I have never driven to Johor in my life so how is it that I have a speeding ticket from there.

"The furthest I have driven is Sungai Petani," said Kamarul of Kampung Balik Bukit, Chuping.

The summons stated he committed the offence at Km173 of the highway on Jan 25.

Kamarul took the day off from his work to sort out the traffic offence at the Kangar traffic police station but was advised to make an appeal to the Muar police station.

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a 660cc vehicle moving at 900km/h HAHA. if u dunno anything about engine capacities, let me give u an example. a toyoya corolla has an engine capacity of 1600cc. that kancil is twice as fast as a bugatti veyron. if it was really possible, a car as small as a kancil would have flown off the track due to the bumps. and i thought they were already cool enough to still play 5.84c dota.

MALAYSIA BOLEH! :D

mos

2006-03-03T00:31:00.000+08:00

my first visit to MOS last night. the place was great but the hip hop/rnb area was awfully packed. 0 space for movement and dancing but this also made body contact totally legal. HAHA. it was also my first time clubbing on a ladies' night but there were apparently more men than women there. tsk tsk. but atleast there weren't many desperate NS men there.

spent the whole day being a couch potato. eating ruffle and ice cream while watching animes. i need to get my ass off the couch and do some serious exercising before i enter the army but i'm too lazy to do so. floorball anyone? my hands are itching already. doug, if u're reading this, can we go to your church and play 1 day? hoho

2 more days to the redang trip!

transformers

2006-03-01T01:26:00.000+08:00

rented the transformers cartoon to kill some time

not exactly awesome compared to japanese animation but its still cool to watch your favourite childhood cartoon all over again. and i find the introduction song hillarious.

The Transformers,

More than meets the eye

Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the deceptions

The Transformers

Robots in disguise

The Transformers

More than meets the eye

The Transformers.

i'll fall in love with anyone who can lend me the x-men cartoon series or the dragonball z series.

madness

2006-02-26T16:23:00.000+08:00

my last paper in tp is finally over. hopefully, i won't get any supp papers. well, my life in poly is officially over. i'll be reaching the next phase of my life in a few months time, NS. i just realised that we spent around 2 and a half years in tp. we entered during july 2003 and we graduate in feb 2006 O_o

i don't know what to do after i finish my NS. i made the wrong choice in my diploma and i really regreted not changing my course when i was in year 1. well, its too late for any regrets now. hopefully, sky will fall from the sky once again and i'll get a degree overseas in geography or something. i know that its so damn weird for a person to have any interest in geography but i'm 1 of them. but if i actually major in geography, there won't be much prospects for me in SG

but at least i had a wonderful time during my stay in TP. i've made lots and lots of wonderful friends through my course and floorball. i'll miss u guys, i'll probably write a mini shout-out when i'm not so sleepy.

my biological clock is like screwed once again. i ton-ed for 3 nights straight. was supposed to study on thursday morning at eunice's place, but i ended up spending the night watching soccer. after the final paper, i went home for a short nap and met up with the bie guys for a "guys night out" at ECP. the beer was good and there was enough alcohol to keep us high for the night. spent the whole night crapping and exposing each other's dirty secrets. that was 1 hell of a wild night, i've never been so high since, erm. i dunno when. went to changi beach after that to meet up with those who were fishing and wait for my first bus home. the "high" phase of the alcohol had already worn off, i was like half dead there and i nearly fell into the sea after i lost my balance while peeing. HAHA

can't believe that i actually met up with 3 different groups of friends in on friday. mahjong with the floorballers in the afternoon, movie outing with the bie peeps at night and late night operation session with the montfortians.

final destination 3 wasn't as awesome as FD2. but the way they died was way cool.

yay, fb dinner coming up. bbl

bah

2006-02-22T01:10:00.000+08:00

i'm sorry but i'm having problems with the spacing so i can't make any space out my paragraphs. i'll get it fixed asap :D

somebody please ban me from watching the arsenal vs real madrid match at 3.35am

grrrr

2006-02-22T00:55:00.000+08:00

grrrr. medical imaging is pissing me off. picture this. try taking a subject that is taught by a lecturer with an indian accent so strong that u can't understand him 50% of the time. due to this factor, i only attended his lecture like twice this semester. the tutorials are basically spent typing out tutorial anwsers that absolutely makes no sense. try reading the lecture notes and u'll faint. they were probably "google-ed" and copied and pasted as 70% of it makes no sense. to make things worse, there are like 528948946294 points to memorise as no tips were given. somebody shoot me please.

ok, i shall not be so mean. the lecturer is our indian god. he is so damn nice that he helped almost all the MP groups with their projects and his quizzes were like quizzes to test how good your copying skills is. so yeah, i like that guy.

i became so unmotivated to study after the biostats paper. i'm already plannning what to do after my exams.

pass my bloody driving test
learn how to play the electric guitar
rear guppies ( i know i've said that pple who rear fishes are the most boring pple on earth, especially those who rear luo hans. but rearing guppies are like so cool, u can cross breed them and produce new species :D check this guppy blogs out http://fancyguppy.blogspot.com/ http://www.ishykiel.blogspot.com/ )
play more floorball!
redang trip on the 5th of march
pray that money will fall from the sky and i'll use it to fly to bangkok again
pray that i'll serve my NS in the police
pray that my enlistment comes in december

uh huh

2006-02-20T21:29:00.000+08:00

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Fabius

nigerian 419 scammer

2006-02-17T21:16:00.000+08:00

NIGERIAN 419 SCAMMER GOT OWNED BY A SINGAPOREAN. HAHA p.s: "wa ai jia lao sai" = "i want to eat shit" in hokkien

johari window

2006-02-17T12:13:00.000+08:00

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Fabius hello everyone! please visit this link!

The Letter

2006-02-15T19:31:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIvBX4iWxlU&search=raw%20cut

check this video out. a bit noob la, but the intro is damn nice. its supposed to be based on a true story about this JC guy and his forbidden love. according to some forumer, the guy really did commit suicide.

p.s what's up with AJC and AJs (gays)?

and just for some comic relief, check this out.

http://sgforums.com/?action=post_display&post_id=4366988

a singaporean vs a nigerian 419 scammer. singaporean = pure ownage

politics

2006-02-14T20:52:00.000+08:00

haha. i think i have a new hobby, reading up about politics online. not about the politics for the upcoming elections, the politics about the pple around you. i think politicians are damn funny, this makes the politics surrounding them so interesting. just in case i get involved in any politics, i shall buy a BKB and jitao cast avatar. immune to all magic! (only dota players will understand the last sentence) i woke up this morning and realised that i couldn't fully bend or straighten my knee. this is bad, if this injury persists, its GG for my goalie career. no RR. or maybe i can learn to goaltend ice hockey style like martin from moosemen. that guy is pure ownage even though he doesn't get down on his knees floorball style. damn, i have accepted the offer to play ice hockey. anyway, have a super happy bonking valentine's day! =)

dentist

2006-02-07T21:54:00.000+08:00

paid a visit to the dentist yesterday. i swear that he is evil. he had so much fun drilling my teeth and causing me so much pain. decided to take a stroll home instead of the bus. the stroll brought back memories of my secondary sch days as i walked past montfort. i really miss the good old days at montfort, a place that i spent 10 years of my life in and met all my wondeful buddies. all guys enviroment = ownage. violence solves all politics, unlike the politics that we face in poly. but then again, girls are our main source of problems. no girls = lesser problems. HAHA walked past the place of this special person in my life. can't believe that everything happened almost 5 years ago. i went through shit because of her and i almost retained in sec 3 O_o to me, life is all about shit. but if you look on the bright side, we won't be able appreciate the fresh air around you if it wasn't for all that shit. "you can pray to sugar canes for all i care, but please have the courtesy to clean the place up after that and warn others to close their windows before all that pollution starts invading the homes of the innocent"

chinese

2006-02-05T20:10:00.000+08:00

instead of ranting about the upcoming project deadlines which 95% of tp students are doing, i shall rant about my excellent command of chinese. i had a interview on friday so i had to be dressed in formal attire. unfortunately, i spoiled my formal shoes while attempting to play hockey in formal attire during the open house :D so i decided to wear my dad's shoe as he had 2 pairs. it was already 12am at he was already asleep, so i decided to leave him a note. bahahahah. u must be wondering what that drawing at the bottom right corner is. its supposed to be a shoe since i don't know how to write shoe in chinese. i got an F9 the last time i took art in sec 2 and i failed my chinese during my 1st attempt at the 'o's, managed to scrape through with a c6 on my 2nd attempt. enough said.

ang bow

2006-02-04T03:25:00.000+08:00

rather pleased with my hong bao takings for this year. hoho. time for some shopping

retake my bloody driving test
get the sony ericsson w800
pay gid for the fb stick
street soccer boots
soccer boots
puma sneakers
a new pair of specs

ahh. i don't know if i should get the w550 this fone is fat and bulky but i like. i felt so out of place when i was using that puny little samsung e700. its cheap but it only has a built in memory of 256mb which is not expandable -_- or should i get the w800 this fone is damn expensive and its fugly. the only good thing abt it is that it has an expandable memory slot. how how? anyone using these phones have any opinions abt it?

missing time

2006-02-02T20:04:00.000+08:00

uh huh, i think i got abducted by aliens last night. HAHA. the last thing i remembered doing was playing FM2006 on my com. the time was 2115 when i last checked it. i can't remember anything that happened after that, not even sleeping. before i knew it, it was already 8 in the morning and i was lying on my bed. a classic case of missing time, 1 of the symptoms of alien abduction. kinda freaky to me, but maybe i was just too tired. the effects of tonning 2 nights in a row. cny was a blast. had lots of fun gambling with my friends. wanted to earn some quick bucks for the floorball stick + redang trip + my next driving test but i never have any luck in gambling. but nvm, its all in the name of fun. freak, its the 2nd last week of school. 2 more projects to rush before i start mugging.

loophole

2006-01-25T21:43:00.000+08:00

it started with a loophole left on purpose as time passed, he totally forgot about the loophole as a result, he got owned and he lost 1 of the most precious things in his life my forgetful-ness will kill me 1 day

miracle

2006-01-25T19:18:00.000+08:00

uh huh, just finished the dreaded task of packing my room. a miracle happened while i was clearing my stuff in my drawer. i found hong baos filled with money! ok, actually it wasn't a miracle. those hong baos are supposed to be for my birthday. gosh, how could i forget about my own hong baos. yay, at last i've some cash to spare now. never listen to podcasts while your alone in the bus. i was sitting right at the front of the bus, those seats that face all the passengers on the bus. i happened to be listening to the "don and drew" podcast on my pda. the song writing process was so hilarious that i was trying so hard not to burst out laughing. i ended up smiling at myself and i think the entire bus was staring at me. i think i would have died of laughter if was listening to the "zhng my car" podcast. hoho

3 fast 3 furious

2006-01-24T20:56:00.000+08:00

i still can't stop laughing at the flying money trick the next time u see me, remind me to show u a new trick that i've learnt! some random joke: a woman passed out while giving birth to a pair of twins, 1 boy and 1 girl. but her husband wasn't in town. so her retarded brother took charge of the birth registration. when the woman woke up, she found out that her brother was the 1 that named her kids. as her brother was retarded, she was worried that he would give them retarded names so she asked the doctor for the names of her kids. "what's the name of my daughter?" "denise" the doctor replied "what about my son?" "denephew" for all the fans of the fast and the furious spy pics from the 3rd sequel http://www.evolicious.com/spypics hot mamas gt-wing heaven the mitsubishi evolutions and the nissan fairladies the fairlady and rx-8 got owned big time fairlady with veilside body kit against a erm.. corvette?

victoria secrets

2006-01-23T22:57:00.000+08:00

i think that i'm gay again cause i was playing dota instead of watching victoria secrets. and i seriously think that all girls are have at least 10% of lesbianism in them. they enjoy watching victoria secrets. imagine a guy that enjoys watching male models strutting their stuff around in tight undies and hot mama boxers. anyway, i'm going to do a good deed. i'm going to donate blood. don't ask me why i'm doing this, i just have this sudden calling to do it. but i think i'll just faint on the spot as i've a phobia of needles, i rather receive a slapshot straight in my balls. http://donorweb.org/ the B and AB bloodstocks are currently at the "warning" level and i happen to fall under the B category. i need more pple to accompany me, i don't have the balls to go alone. any takers?

sayuri-chan!

2006-01-22T23:56:00.000+08:00

i swear that i've the weirdest ankle on earth. it was perfectly fine after the floorball session yesterday. no sprains while i was playing but it started to hurt a little while i was on the way home. after a long afternoon nap and 8 missed calls, i woke up and realised that i couldn't walk properly but i didnt want to ps my friends for the movie session so i forced myself out of the house. on my way home, i almost died when i had to walk up the slope that leads to my place. by the time i reached home, the pain was so unbearable that i couldn't even go to the toilet to take a shower. and yes, i went to bed without bathing. it was already 3 in the morning and my bed is too comfy. when i woke up this afternoon, i couldn't even walk with 2 feet. had to hop my way to the toilet. i realised that i couldn't take out my pants as my right leg couldn't take my weight. HAHA. i had to sit on the toilet bowl in order to take out my pants. practically spent the whole day reading as i was inmobile on my bed. at least its getting better now. hopefully it recovers in time for school tml. told u my ankle was weird, it gets injured as quickly as it recovers. memoirs of the geisha was fantastic. i felt like a pedophile when i was watching the movie as sayuri was DAMN pretty. the young 1 i mean. her blue eyes are like wow. she looks like .... this particular someone. haha, guess i'll go gaga over someone soon. anyway, the movie really transports u into a different era. i'm gonna borrow the book now :p

210106

2006-01-21T04:40:00.000+08:00

my first and last ivp journey has ended. a huge disappointment, i had huge expectations for the team but my own confidence let me down. the lack of confidence has always been my biggest nemesis. but fb has been the 1st sport that i've played competitively, guess the lack of competitive experience really pulled my confidence down. no point for me playing like a tiger during training when i play like a bloody pussy when it comes to the real thing. i'll just pray that i'll get the time to play in division 2 during july. i'll probably be botak by then =x and omar got our first clean sheet for the team. damn, i didnt get any this time. i owe him 1 coke. i'm proud of him, at least there's a successor to my position after i graduate. i just realised that i've only attended 2 hours of lessons this week, APEL + comm skills = 2 rubbish subjects. tsk, tsk. i shouldn't be doing this when i've 5 more weeks left till i get my damn diploma. at least my major project + tcs presentation + biomech report is done. 2 more elective projects before i start mugging for my exams. just got back from my cousin's birthday bash at club momo. i think i'm getting geekier, i rather stay at home and game my way away if it wasn't for the immense amount of brocollis around. thai brocollis included :D to make things worse, i have sensitive eyes that tear whenever the smoke machine is triggered. i think i'll lose 2 days of my life each time i club from the 2nd hand smoke. but i still like drinking, maybe i should just stick to in-house drinking parties.

nin nao hia

2006-01-19T01:11:00.000+08:00

... ite won nus nabei, i buy 4D also not so zhun. we kicked ite's butt nus kicked our butts and ite kicked nus' butts well, anything is possible in floorball we can only fight for 3rd place now a slow and cruel defeat indeed knn, i'm going to go on court and own everyone tml no ownage = i'm not called ali i'm going to make sure i'll get my first competitive clean sheet tml man of the match, here i come "Think of all the great saves. The dedication not to let anything pass you.. ever." "I fuck up, I say nabehcheebye, I clean up and I start over again and again and again."

random

2006-01-17T13:54:00.000+08:00

1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once: - I - me - blowjob - grapes - random - power - loneliness - water - robot - blue 2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words. loneliness => thigh 3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it's not cool, then it won't get published 4) Send to 5 people. Any 5 pple reading my blog On a random tuesday morning, I was on the way to sentosa to check out the hot bikini babes basking in the sun. As i reached the beach, i saw this robot named Borg. He was stark naked and had grapes in place of balls. He approached be and told me that he had the power to give me the blowjob of my life for just 2 bucks. He placed his hands gently on my thigh. As I'm rather sensitive to people touching me, I freaked out and got a bucket of water from the sea and splashed it at him. The water caused the circuits within him to short and his balls, i mean grapes turned blue as a result. ok, i'm damn bored. 6 more hours before the big game. having a bad diarrhoea in the morning doesn't help boost your confidence. i wouldn't mind being benched today after my horrible performance against NUS last week. what i need later

plenty of confidence
lots of luck
the ability to focus (petr cech said that a goalie must have his eyes on the ball throughout the entire game, even if the ball is in the opponents half. never look at the spectators stand (my eyes will probably be glued to the stand if i spot a hot babe) or the clock)

wicked sick!

2006-01-16T23:07:00.000+08:00

got this from eve's blog. this video is wicked sick! a crucial game against RP tml. if we don't win this match, its GG for us. had a slight sprain after a soccer session yesterday, but the good thing about having a gu niang ankle is that it recovers as quickly as it gets sprained. major project is finally over but there are a couple of dumb elective projects for us to complete. we'll be banished from our beloved lab after next week. no more after tutorial dota sessions, no more dumping of my huge bag at the lab, no more talk cock sessions on our favourite roller chairs. i'll be graduating from tp in another 5 weeks ( IF i manage to pass all my electives ) can't wait to get out of school =)

itunes

2006-01-14T16:55:00.000+08:00

yay. my itunes screwed up big time. it doesn't even work when i reinstall it. i've to stick to winamp now -_- i think i'll just die if my mozilla firefox screws up too. IE = no tab browsing = _|_ just got back from a light training session. didn't do much as my helmet is a goner. the cage is falling off. kinda dumb for me to get a new helmet at this point of time, i'm not sure if i'll actually get the time to play fb after i graduate. anyway, please inform me if u know the results of the RP vs NUS match. 2 crucial matches coming up next week, RP & SMU. we have to win this 2 matches to confirm a place in the semis. ahhhh. just a random thought. its like fucking dumb for a girl to wear a short skirt and low cut clothes with their boobs spilling out. guys are such visual creatures, you're like sending out a "hello everyone! check out my hot legs and u might get a sneak peek of my panties if you're observant enough!" message to all the guys out there. the next time u see a girl in a super short skirt walking around, just stand behind her and observe all the guys that she walk past. 7 out of 10 of them will be staring at her. why draw the attention for the wrong reason? and when i say guys, it includes lao chi kos ( old perverts ) and banglas too. i wonder what's the rationale for them to wear such short skirts as its totally inconvinient. they have to be extra careful when they sit down and climb up the stairs. in case u didn't noticed, the entire structure of tp is made for upskirts. the canteen seats, the stairs, the concourse, the LTs, almost everywhere. buses and trains are a hotspot too. don't get the wrong idea, i'm not a fuking perv who goes around looking at upskirts. u see it even when u don't want too. but... despite all my rantings, i still <3 girls. bahahahhaa.

=(

2006-01-10T02:24:00.000+08:00

i still can't get my mind off the NUS match. we lost to them 5-2 and i had my shittiest game ever. was really disappointed as i was one of the few capable of turning the game around. but it sucks big time being the last line of defence, once u don't play well, that's it. i wanted to be bench after we were down 3-0 but there were 2 thingys at the top of my head. 1 of them was telling me not to give up, the other thingy was telling me to get my ass on the bench. well, i listened to the 1st thingy and shit happened. i should be screwed upside down and inside out if we fail to qualify for the semis. suprisingly, i was the one pulling pple away from the messy situation just now. that's so not me. and when this nus pushed me and stared at me, i smiled at him for some unknown reason. hoho was feeling a little sluggish from the start. probably due to the lack of sleep last night. my almighty air-con tripped and caused a blackout. i tried sleeping with the windows open and i almost died of heat stroke. i know it was raining last night but my heat resistance is like -500 and my cold resistance is like +400 i'll probably just die if i live without an air-con. and i just realised that my future wife must have high cold resistance too as i've never slept without the air-con other than camps and i don't intend to sleep without an air-con as long as i'm not sick. oh ya, this is a shoutout to kev. thanks for the x'mas present, couldn't find a way to comment or tag on your blog :p was really touched by what you wrote on the card. although we haven't been talking much recently, your the only 1 that understands me and all the shit that i go through. thanks a lot! i'm still at the first few chapters of the book that u gave, don't really have much time to read now but i'll try to complete it asap. and thanks to all those who encouraged me when i was down just now =)

Sleep

2006-01-08T01:38:00.000+08:00

i'm a bloody pig that needs 13 hours of sleep daily. went for biostats make up class this morning. i couldn't even last 1 hour in the LT so i decided to go home. i know this is so dumb, waking up at 730 in the morning for a 4 hour lesson and i only attend 1/4 of it but there's no point in attending lessons when i can't even stay awake. slept till 2pm and woke up for my lunch. after a few rounds of winning 11, i started feeling sleepy again. when i woke up, it was already 8pm, so i had my dinner =x i'm starting to feel sleepy again now. sleepisgood. i think i'm better off sleeping forever.

.

2006-01-07T15:13:00.000+08:00

been really busy for the past few days. had our 1st ivp game against combined ite. we worked hard and won 6-3 but i did something silly, i nudged this guy with my forearm when i was racing for the ball and got a 2 minute penalty. as a result, they scored from that penalty. i wasn't angry when i nudged him, its just that my soccer instincts took over and i somehow nudged him just like what i would do in soccer. sorry guys.

Two goals scored by TP in the second period seemed enough to ensure a victory.

However TP’s goalkeeper, Fabius Chan, was fouled for rough play and TP captain,

Gideon Chen, took his place on the penalty bench. Just when one would have thought

that ITE would have lost all hope, ITE took advantage of the goalie’s foul to score and

end the second period at 3-2. http://clubs.ntu.edu.sg/ntufloorball/index.php?Results:Match_Report:Day_1 what sia, Fabius Chan. HAHA. anyway, its only our 1st game, there's still a long long way to go. and i saw my evil twin during the girl's match yesterday, it was freaky man. my evil twin was not a guy but a girl. everyone that saw her agreed that she looked like me. gosh.

IVP

2006-01-04T15:30:00.000+08:00

ivp officially starts today. gosh, its my first and last ivp, quite sad eh? i'm not in 100% condition and i have this bad feeling that i'm going to get injured soon but nvm. let's own! TP VS ITE @ NTU 2030 =)

.

2006-01-02T01:02:00.000+08:00

spent the whole day at home napping, watching emily rose, pwn-ing in dota and owning my little cousins in dynasty warriors 5. irritating but cute =) school is gonna reopen tomorrow.

major project presentation
biomechanics project
biostatistics project
medical imaging project ( i've no project group!!! )
ivp

i'm going to get owned big time.

New Year

2006-01-01T04:59:00.000+08:00

hoho, my first entry of the new year. spent the night at joseph's place bbq-ing, playing blackjack and watching silly honky movies. guess i'm too old to club :p anyway, its kind of silly to club during a festive season. spent my previous countdown at chinablack. 38 bucks for the entry. could have spent that on 2 bottles of absolut and get wasted. i rather get wasted at chalets/friend's house than to waste money at clubs to get wasted. i'm gonna be twenty this year, no more "teen" in my age. that's kinda fast, i just turned nineteen a few weeks ago. countdowns don't seem to mean anything when you reach this age. 5 years ago, i was like "gosh! i can ton tonight! yay!" overnight outings have become a weekly "must do" and for the new year resolutions, fuck it. i never follow them anyway =) my only wish for the new year is to graduate from tp and win the ivp.

Bangkok

2005-12-31T14:02:00.000+08:00

Didn't really have time to blog about my trip to bangkok due to the centralised trainings. The trip there was great especially the girls :D There are basically 2 types of Thais, the fairer skin ones and the darker ones. The whites that are really pretty! All of them look like this I don't care, I'm going to get myself a Thai girlfriend! I'm going to pick up the language and go after a Thai girl. Went to some weekend market to shop. That place was huge. I only managed to shop in 1/3 of the place in a few hours. I didn't stop shopping because I was tired, I stopped because both my hands were full, haha. The stuff there is filthy cheap and you can bargain like hell. But while I was bargaining, I felt really bad as the things there were already so cheap and the amount that I save might be insignificant to me, but it means a lot to them. There were so many beggars with their babies on the streets but I didn't donate as I was afraid of being scammed, but after seeing the locals donating to them, I felt safer and started donating. Even kids as young as 5 are already working to earn that extra bit of money. After looking at the poverty situation there, I've learnt how to appreciate the little things that I have. I guess the poverty gap there is really big, while there are so many beggars around, the road is filled with beemers and mercs instead of altises and vios. There's this shopping centre selling purely branded stuff and they even have car showrooms there. No merc or volvo showrooms but ferrari, lambo, maserati and porsche showrooms -_- Check out the rides there. Fuck the bentleys and ferraris. Hummer is the new hot. Went for a massage there. Please don't get the wrong idea, it was a traditional massage. But I didn't really enjoy it as I'm very very very very very very very very very very scared of being tickled. While they were massaging, I was busy trying to control myself from bursting out in laughter. Certain parts of the massage was awful, felt like a wrestler being manhandled by countless submission moves. I believe that many wrestling submission moves originated from massages. I got to eat at my favourite fast food restaurant too. I miss that place. Let's go back again next year :D

Stuck

2005-12-27T14:05:00.000+08:00

sawadeekrup! greetings from the land of a thousand smiles. i'm currently stuck in bangkok international airport alone cause i lost my passport. tio fake. i'm fucking angry la. i made a mistake with my flight time and i came here 3 hours before my flight. i could have spent all that time shopping! grrrr.. i didn't shop enough yesterday as i left my remaining cash in the hotel so i planned to shop in the morning. but thanks to the confusion over the different time zones, i'm stuck in the transit area now. hurray. i didn't buy my thai boxing shorts and soccer jerseys. doug, if u happen to be reading this, please buy me a pair of thai boxing shorts. L or XL prefered as i have a really huge butt. haha. it feels weird as i've not been playing floorball for a couple of days. can't wait to start training again-krup. i'll probably reach singh-kapo at 1630 cya everyone-krup!

Dota

2005-12-23T00:05:00.000+08:00

I just reinstalled warcraft 3. I couldn't take it anymore, my life has become so empty ever since I deleted it. No DOTA = no life, staring at the monitor everyday. As a result of my long absence from DOTA, I was rewarded with an awesome game during my first match. It was just like a typical clan match, although all of us didn't know each other at all, we still managed to work like a team and own. Erm, we didn't actually own as it was a really balanced match. Balanced match = no quitters. I like. I got the Silencer after a random pick. My partnership with the Sand King was awesome. While he casted the burrowstrike + epicentre combo, i casted global silence, owning everyone in the process. I tried KS-ing by buying a Dagon but it seems that my KS-ing level isn't there yet. Haha, everyone must be so bored by my DOTA rantings. I'm so screwed for the Biomechanics paper tomorrow. I spent the whole of wednesday sleeping and the entire day today playing DOTA + floorball. Owned. And the best part is that I have not packed for my Bangkok trip tomorrow. GG http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Sd-DB3kh0Ko&search=shingo A power rangers spoof. Must watch! Damn funny!

The Art of KS-ing

2005-12-21T21:48:00.000+08:00

haha. i still can't master the art of ks-ing. in the local gaming scene, ks = kio sai, which means picking up the leftover shit. but in leetspeak, it means kill stealing.

speaking of KS-ing, i saw this coolest car decal on earth just now. it was pasted on the rear windscreen with a pic of some maple story character saying "don't KiSs me!!!"

In online games and especially MMORPGs, kill stealing is the practice of stealing the spoils resulting from an enemy vanquished by other players. Kill stealing occurs when defeating foes results in rewards that the players are competing for. The term is most often heard in MMORPGs, where rewards of items and experience points can be substantial, but can also be found in first-person shooters where players are rewarded a point for a kill. Many players feel that kill stealing is an undesirable practice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_Stealing

Leet, usually written as "1337" in Leetspeak, is an online culture and/or attitude, as well as a language code, among the Internet population. The word itself is derived phonetically from the word "elite", and is a cipher, or cryptic form of spelling replacing letters with numbers, symbols, and other letters that look or sound alike. Leetspeak was first used on Bulletin Board Systems, and then later adopted by users of Online Multiplayer Games and other Internet communities.

Spelling variation does not always follow a set convention. The same word may be spelled differently by different people, or even by the same person to confuse others even more. This is symptomatic of the desire or affected desire to elude comprehension by others unfamiliar with the foreign art form.

Many consider it a pointless affectation, and as it has become widely used it is less useful as a way of showing membership of an "elite" group. It is nonetheless a cultural phenomenon well-known amongst hackers and many other Internet users, especially gamers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

i should be studying instead of doing wikipedia searches on leetspeak. i spent the entire day sleeping instead of studying. owned.

Medical Imaging

2005-12-18T23:57:00.000+08:00

noel and i were discussing about medical imaging term test online. i studied beyond the barrier omfg says: fab there fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: ? i studied beyond the barrier omfg says: dr azam tut 2 qn 6 answer i studied beyond the barrier omfg says: does it make sense to u? fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: erm fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: wait ah fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: Doppler is used to detect movement – most often blood flow. Doppler indicates: direction of flow (change in frequency, assigned different) , changes in velocity (from “normal” values) may indicate pathology in a vessel. For example, if there is a plaque build up in your carotid artery (those big arteries going up your neck into your brain – where you really want “normal” flow!) there may be incre fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: actually fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: only this is required fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: Doppler is used to detect movement – most often blood flow. Doppler indicates: direction of flow (change in frequency, assigned different) , changes in velocity (from “normal” values) may indicate pathology in a vessel. fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: but he type so much crap fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: actually if u read his lecture notes fabiano . howl, zabimaru! says: 30% of it doesnt make sense i studied beyond the barrier omfg says: not surprising.. his speech 90% dont make sense HAHA. and don't worry, i'm not a racist. yeah right.

Cool Shit

2005-12-17T22:58:00.000+08:00

gosh. this is cool shit. try doing this. Try this:

1 open up microsoft word 2 in a new document type NYC in capitals 3 highlight and change the font size to 72 4 then change the font to 'webdings' - interesting 5 now change the font to 'wingdings' - even more interesting!!!

One of the planes that hit the trade centre towers was flight number : Q33NY

1) Open a new Word document and type in capital letters Q33NY 2) highlight it 3) enlarge the font to 48 4) click on Font Style and select "Wingdings" You will then will be amazed!!

"MILLENNIUM" in Wingdings produces this result:

There's just one problem: Neither of the airliners involved in the attack on the World Trade Center bore the number "Q33NY." The actual flight numbers were as follows: American Airlines Flight 11 and United Airlines Flight 175. It's clear, then, that someone carefully fabricated the sequence of numbers and letters in the email to achieve the desired effect. http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blwingdings2.htm

Women

2005-12-17T22:53:00.000+08:00

Spite

2005-12-17T22:44:00.000+08:00

In order to spite, your childishness level must be at level 99 In every woman, however intellectual or emancipated, there is a strong element of childishness and a love of what to men appear as childish things. This is patent to all observers, and the husband who disregards it will never succeed in giving happiness to his wife, nor will he ever understand women.

What, however, is exactly meant by childishness in woman? Her many and various characteristics which resemble those of children: her affectations, moods, "idle tears," sillinesses, her power of make-believe, displays of temper for no discernible reason, her love of being petted and spoilt ~ in fine, all those inclinations, attitudes and emotions which are peculiar to children and which can most inoffensively, expressively, and briefly be described by the one word ~ childish.

But this is by no means to imply that men are not also childish ~ in their own way. I submit, in fact, that neither sex is prepared to recognise its own childishness, but only that of the other, and the result is much misunderstanding and conjugal tedium. A man may ~ childishly ~ spend the afternoon alternating between the two pleasures of hitting a ball and recovering it, and then come home and be irked by his wife who wants ~ childishly ~ to spend the evening exchanging endearments, or talking very small talk, or enthusing over the baby's latest dental achievement. The trouble is that a husband is apt to regard his wife's forms of childishness as trivial, and so, instead of being as tolerant towards them as he expects her to be towards his own ~ which, by the way, he naturally does not regard as childish at all ~ he ignores them and refuses to be a party to their gratification. If he is an intellectual type of man, he may perhaps bury his nose in the pages of some unchildish book, leaving his wife to look silently on, and to wonder why clever men can at times be so infinitely boring.

There is yet another aspect of the childish in women ~ a pleasant and picturesque one. Like children, they love to play, as it were, at being grown-up. A woman will experience this satisfying sensation if allowed to help her husband with his work; it will make her feel that she is important, needed. Thus, even if that work is of such a nature as to preclude it from really being shared with her, the ingenious husband will find means to convince her that she is helping him none the less: for to cater for the need to be needed is a part of the technique of perfect husbandship. http://www.missabigail.com/selection/selection43.html

Bliss

2005-12-17T19:02:00.000+08:00

awww. so it didn't work after all had fun at bliss cafe last night, its my new official favourite chill out cafe. for some reasons la =) did some silly stuff that we used to do during sec sch, although it didn't work out, the thrill is still there. couldn't even sleep properly last night cause of that. when i finally could, i dreamt that it work out. the dream was so real but when i checked my hp in the morning, awwww. had a friendly against skools floorball, my former club. haha. we managed to settle down after the 1st period and played really well. i love playing with 2 lines. ivp is approaching, yay!

Birthday

2005-12-14T00:07:00.000+08:00

a big thank you to everyone that celebrated my birthday or wished me happy birthday. i'm really touched by the amount of pple that actually remembered my birthday. even got a couple of suprise smses from long lost friends =) i wanted to do a mini shout out to thank everyone but i'm still stuck with my MP report.

7

2005-12-11T23:50:00.000+08:00

i was making an ebay transaction with this guy today i sold my x-box star wars episode 3 game to him i wanted to meet him on monday but since he told me that he was buying it for his 11 year old son and his son wanted it badly, i agreed to meet him today. guess what, he drives a BMW 7 series and he's only in his mid 30s *stunned*

2005-12-11T18:17:00.000+08:00

had a friendly against rp today we won but there is still so much more room for improvement i conceded 1 of the stupidest goal in my entire career misjudged the timing of the ball and i failed to catch it i shouldn't be making any mistakes at all at this point of time the other goal was a penalty i really need to work on them, my penalty saving sucks went to expo to catch mayday's concert with von the concert was great but.. i hate electric guitar solos i really do my brain was scrambled by those high pitch noises i still feel giddy now went to boon kiat's wedding chalet after that and i still think that weddings are damn cool sleep. i need sleep report rushing day tml wish me good luck

cosplay

2005-12-11T09:00:00.000+08:00

oh ya. did i mention that i saw ichigo yesterday? not ichigo milk, i saw kurosaki ichigo! that imba shinigami from bleach i saw cloud, tifa and reno from FF7 too! there was some cosplay event at expo ichigo was in his bankai form, damn cool la cloud had his giant buster sword with him tifa was damn sexy reno was damn cool with his red hair *faints*

2005-12-11T05:25:00.000+08:00

there is some unknown occasion coming up in 2 days followed by christmas 15 days later since i'm so nice, u can combine the presents =) My Wishlist

Win the IVP
My driving license
Chelsea's new jersey
Adidas street soccer boots
A portable hardisk for me to "steal" anime
Clothes, clothes and more clothes

2005-12-10T16:56:00.000+08:00

now i know what it means when pple say that things happen for a reason i'm thankful for what actually happened i'm no longer blinded

2005-12-08T23:44:00.000+08:00

zzzz. i didn't get my fav no. 22 so i settled for no. 99 vitor baia from portugal or should i change it to 23? carlo cudicini random thought of the day: isn't it funny how some pple get so pissed and they start saying "i can't be bothered" when they just said that they are pissed its like saying "lets have sex but i don't want an orgasm" -_-

2005-12-07T23:27:00.000+08:00

bah. 8am lessons should be abolished there's no point in having lessons at 8 everyone is too tired to concentrate wow, ivp grouping is out NUS, ITE, SMU, RP the group of death GG. NUS will just kill us with their stamina ITE will just kill us and i heard that RP is really strong now i'm starting to get worried IVP is just 30 days away i'm taking jersey no. 22 Jussi Jaaskelainen No. 1 goalie of Bolton Wanderers poser. haha

2005-12-06T22:07:00.000+08:00

its the first time im back so early from training my dad rocks, he smokes openly in TP i managed to complete the run around the reservoir today and i still can't outrun karmen. haha gotta conquer my next nemesis, pull ups abrasion is back to haunt me can't even bathe in peace now guess i really need some form of protection and i like the tennis racket training! damn challenging, i like its good to be confident of your abilities but not over-confident like what morrie said those above you will only laugh at you those below you will only envy you only an open heart can allow you to float freely between the 2 btw, does anyone know what will happen if you take an MC for your term test? please inform me if you know more. this is important

2005-12-04T22:32:00.000+08:00

Pseudo-Purity Test

Start off with 100% and minus off 1% for each thing that has happened to you. Smoked. Drank alcohol. Cried when someone died. Been drunk. Had sex. Been to a concert. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. Been verbally sexually harassed. Verbally sexually harassed somebody. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. Been to prom. Cried at school. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. Went streaking. Given a lap dance. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. Kissed a stranger. Hugged a stranger. Went scuba diving. Driven a car. Gotten an xray. Hit by a car. Had a party. Done drugs. Played strip poker. Got paid to strip for someone. Ran away from home. Broken a bone. Eaten sushi. Bought porn. Watched porn. Made porn. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. Been in love. Frenched kissed. Laughed so hard you cried. Cried yourself to sleep. Laughed yourself to sleep. Stabbed yourself. Shot a gun. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. Watched an animal die. Watched a person die. Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. Pranked somebody. Put somebody in the hospital. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. Kissed somebody of the same sex. Dressed punk. Dressed goth. Dressed preppy. Been to a motocross race. Avoided somebody. Been stalked. Stalked someone. Met a celebrity. Played an instrument. Ridden a horse. Cut yourself. Bungee jumped. Ding dong ditched somebody. Been to a wild party. Got caught stealing something. Kicked a guy in the balls. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. Went out with your friend's crush. Got arrested. Been pregnant. Babysat. Been to another country. Started your house on fire. Had an encounter with a ghost. Donated your hair to cancer patients. Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. Sat on your ass all day. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. Had a job. Gotten cut from a sports team. Been called a whore. Danced like a whore. Been mistaken for a celebrity. Been in a car accident. Been told you have beautiful eyes. Been told you have beautiful hair. Raped somebody. Danced in the rain. Been rejected. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face 59% =)

2005-12-02T00:58:00.000+08:00

zzz. i have a bloody abrasion bloody as in its really bleeding luckily its at a less obscene spot than the usual 1 i cant even bathe properly now it hurts probably caused by the running for the past few weeks and i'm starting to like jogging this is so insane but the 8 and a half rounds around the track was nothing today 10 rounds next week =) 2.4 used to be a killer for me and i can do 3 improper pull ups now ebay is so fun! i'm selling random stuff there for some quick bucks but i cant find nice clothes for guys actually there is but its too small for me and i have a new hobby applying deep heat rub and lying on the bed with the air con at full blast damn shiok when the coolness wears off just go to the study room and turn on the fan damn shiok and i'll be home alone till next thursday yay. my parents won't be around random thought of the day: why is deep heat rub called deep heat when its actually cooling?

2005-12-01T17:41:00.000+08:00

sometimes, talking is like tackling in soccer u have to speak out when its time to do so just like tackling when its time to do so but when u're damn pissed u tend to go in for a rash tackle which will probably hurt ur opponents when u speak up when you're unhappy u tend to say the wrong things and cause even more problems so u restrain yourself from speaking out just like how u stand there and not tackle your opponent u just put the pressure on them by cutting out passing options open up and make yourself look big but in the process, your opponent sees the gap between your legs and they just ole you ok. that didnt make any sense. can i please play dota? and its december! hint hint.

2005-11-29T14:47:00.000+08:00

the don and drew show never fails to crack me up grab your podcast today at www.donanddrew.com d/l the 21/11/05 edition for the greogorian version of don't cha, candy shop and hey ya DAMN FUNNY! HAHA serangoon gardens is an amazing place 2 bmw 6 series and 2 bmw Z4s spotted in 1 night plenty of mercs S classes and bmw 7 series enough said after u pass a certain boundary after the coffee bean area the ambience totally changes its so un-serangoon even though its in serangoon even the people there are so different ok. i'm damn full. and i've deleted DOTA from my com YES. it was a painful decision but with the upcoming fyp judging, quizzes and projects -_-

2005-11-27T14:31:00.000+08:00

"Take any emotion - love for a woman, or grief for a loved one, or what I'm going through, fear and pain from a deadly illness. If you don't hold back on the emotions - if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through to them - you can never get to being detached, you're too busy being afraid. You're afraid of pain, you're afraid of the grief. You're afraid of the vulnerability that loving entails. But by throwing yourself into these emotions, by allowing yourself to dive in, all the way, over your hea even, you experience them fully and completely. You know what pain is. You know what love is. You know what grief is. And only then can you say, 'All right. I have experienced that emotion. I recognize that emotion. Now I need to detach from that emotion for a moment." "I know you think this is just about dying, but it's like what I keep telling you. When you learn how to die, you learn how to live." "Mitch, if you're trying to show off for people at the top, forget it. They will look down at you anyhow. And if you're trying to show off for people at the bottom, forget it. They will only envy you. Status will get you nowhere. Only an open heart will allow you to float equally between everyone." "Part of the problem, Mitch, is that everyone is in such a hurry, people haven't found meaning in their lives, so they're running all the time looking for it. They think the next car, the next house, the next job. Then they find those things are empty, too, and they keep running." tuesdays with Morrie. a fantastic book, enlightening in a different way from "the 5 people you meet in heaven" we lost to pasirians for the 3rd time. a bigger margin this time. and i conceeded 3 goals. grrrr... and i have this weird injury on my achilles tendon. when i wake up in the morning, it hurts to the extent that i have to limp around. but it gets better as the day progresses. but when i wake up the next day, the pain is back again. probably an inflammed achilles tendon. i probably won't train on tuesday, depending on my leg. i think its the 1st time i'm skipping training. haha.

2005-11-25T16:23:00.000+08:00

bah, i hate playing in the small court cause i get owned big time sian but i'm starting to like PT the after effects are damn shiok the trip to queensway was a bad 1 cause i'm so tempted to buy new boots now adidas predator beckham series boots adidas f10+ street soccer boots chelsea's new away jersey shoe bag sports bag but i still have martin's and gary's old boots my bro's street soccer boots chelsea's old jersey my bro's shoe bag my torn sports bag and my ultimate ownage goalie bag that's the advantage of not working u learn to spend your money carefully instead of spurging your hard earned $ on shopping sprees anyway, the same jutsu will not work twice on me when you think that you own don't forget about others too they have their own trump card too

2005-11-21T15:48:00.000+08:00

we won SIM 10-2 hoho our biggest victory since MJC there'll be more to come but.... my bangkok trip happens to be on the last day of term test week! let's pray that there'll be no term test on that day but.... it the trip clashes with my FYP judging too! zzzzzzz....

2005-11-18T17:17:00.000+08:00

ok. latest update. my "girlfriend" has long hair. and i pretended not to see miss tan when she saw me. HAHA. and i've found my official new eye candy for this semester. and the best part is that, she's from engine school too! and if u take a stroll along engine during a typical school day open your eyes cause the girls in engine school just got hotter haha, i'm not kidding every guy in my clique agrees with me and don't worry i'm not a pervert i just spent 10 years in a monk's school and in 6 months time, i'll be surrounded by bald horny bastards for 2 years so please understand me =)

2005-11-16T18:20:00.000+08:00

HAHA. i was caught holding hands with my "girlfriend" at bedok interchange. by our favourite lab technician miss tan. want to know who that girl is? stay tune to find out. i find it damn funny. according to her, i was very submissive to my "girlfriend" ROFL

2005-11-16T17:14:00.000+08:00

WAH RAO! my new mattress = ownage its like sleeping on a bloody wooden plank i have to sleep on my bro's bed tonight damn sian la i tried sleeping on it just now but its quite impossible la my old matress has been giving me problems ever since... erm.. i attempted a rock bottom on my bolster 4 years ago the spring in the middle broke but i continued sleeping on it until 1 day, my uncle tells me that my posture isn't right and i realised that my backaches are probably caused by my mattress so my uncle bought me a new mattress that totally owns me can i have a detroit red wings goalie mask please? or an old school ice hockey mask?

2005-11-14T15:21:00.000+08:00

just finished reading "the 5 people you meet in heaven" its an amazing book it really showed how all our lives our interconnected the smallest thing that u do can have such a great effect on others but it made me guilty i was one hell of a bastard in the past all the things that i did i guess it really changed the lives of this 2 pple well, seems like i'm getting what i deserve now and you will get your karma too yes you its just that u don't see what others see and when u finally realise what others see its GG for you p.s GG = good game a.k.a game over an online gaming term used after you get you assed owned upside down

2005-11-10T15:03:00.000+08:00

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/toyotacrash.asp warning. DAMN GROSS. do not visit the link if u just had your meal http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/2005/07/screw-ruhua-this-is-new-sex.htmlhttp://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/2005/07/screw-ruhua-this-is-new-sex.html DAMN FUNNY

2005-11-09T18:48:00.000+08:00

i'm screwed its almost 3 and i still can't sleep been relying on medication to make myself sleep for the past 2 days and i just found out that i've run out of it GG

2005-11-09T16:04:00.000+08:00

shit happens everyone has their fair share of shitty days i had 1 today shall not go into details but watching pple do silly stuff cracks me up i know i'm damn mean but i can't help it school at 8am tml -_- i'm so gonna die but i think i improved i can cover angles at a faster rate now hoho but i got owned by multiple airhooks at least i learnt from my lesson just fucking bring everyone down with u like what i always did in skools bedok 85's minced meat noodles are waiting for me my parents rock la i just love them they can travel to the most ulu places just to get the nicest food that's why i'm so choosy with my food i'm still damn full but nothing is impossible for me when it comes to food

2005-11-08T16:50:00.000+08:00

school was a bloody waste of time today on a lighter note, i've a super slack timetable (for an engineering student) and its sorta unofficial and if i have long break i can always return back to my computer gaming lab dota, x-hero siege, u name it, we have it we have plans to install frozen throne on 2 more coms so we can play 3V3 dota training resumes today! i haven't been playing for like erm, 1 week? ok, that's a very long time and the ivp team is finally selected training is so gonna rock big time its not the old you that i'm talking to i've made too many mistakes it feels so different now cold? sigh i miss the old days

2005-11-08T14:40:00.000+08:00

my last desperate resort. its really sad when i have to do stuff like this.

2005-11-07T06:43:00.000+08:00

u know u're addicted to DOTA when u start saying "ownage" randomly u call pple "noobs" for no apparent reason when u ask ur fren what class he's in, he replies u with "202.156.141.113 4v4 -AP ?/?" when ur fren wants to stop doing something, u start chanting "leaver!" when ur handphone has the ringtone "m-m-m-m-monster kill!" the words "ABC has pwned XYZ's head" randomly appears in ur head when u spend 50% of ur chat conversations discussing hero combinations and item builds u say "GG" when u're in trouble

2005-11-06T12:11:00.000+08:00

Baby won't you tell me why there is sadness in your eyes I don't wanna say goodbye to you Love is one big illusion I should try to forget But there is something left in my head You're the one who set it up Now you're the one to make it stop I'm the one who's feeling lost right now Now you want me to forget every little thing you said But there is something left in my head I won't forget the way you're kissing The feeling so strong were lasting for so long But I'm not the man your heart is missing That's why you go away I know You were never satisfied no matter how I tried Now you wanna say goodbye to me Love is one big illusion I should try to forget But there is something left in my head Sitting here all alone in the middle of nowhere Don't know which way to go There is so much to say now between us There ain't so much for you There ain't so much for me anymore

2005-11-06T10:33:00.000+08:00

hoho. school is starting in like 1 day? its gonna be my last semester in tp. (hopefully) time really flies. it only seemed like yesterday when i was a freshie attending orientation. NS after this. and hopefully i'll get to further my studies. i don't want to work! oh yes. floorball ivp is approaching. i'm damn excited. :D its kinda amazing how floorball changed my life. especially the people i meet. i love floorball

2005-11-01T23:49:00.000+08:00

http://odeo.com/audio/291629/view all car lovers out there, please listen to this. DAMN FUNNY "u know ah, mtv got "pimp my ride" but we not angmoh, we is local, so we call "zhng my ride!" "no spoiler how? cannot fly leh" "u got see malaysia the proton not? s'pore the proton is fake 1" "m'sia proton their spoiler bigger than the car, wind blow the car will fly 1" "no need turbo engine. got turbo sound can already. in s'pore sound fast look fast can already" "u know DOHC? "damn on and hiong charger" " "your exhaust very small leh. my hand cannot go in not call big" "zhng your car! mazda also become honda. honda 323" "next week we doing mini cooper. ah kua qia la. very difficult."

2005-10-31T19:58:00.000+08:00

floorball friendly was great. though i made 2 mistakes that led to a goal. guys, if u see me diving and using my hands to save a low right corner shot, please hit me on the head with your stick. i should be using my legs to save grounded shots instead of my hands. its becoming a bad habit and i really need to change it before the ivp starts. played soccer twice today. hoho. i miss soccer so much. a big thank you to martin for the boots. oh ya, i've been outmuscled by uncles today. i tend to use my size to my advantage in soccer since i lack the pace but against the uncles. omg. pushing them is like pushing a rock wall. i'm glad that the misunderstanding between us has been cleared. the past 3 weeks was really tough for the both of us but everything is fine now. thanks for everything =) u just mean too much to me

2005-10-28T13:18:00.000+08:00

its been a while things are not as bad as i'd expected but it sure feels different empty i would say thanks to the pple who showed concern and their listening ears the weather is freaky now lightning and thunder every 10 seconds

2005-10-27T04:29:00.000+08:00

its fun making pple drunk and i need sleep now having muscle aches damn, shouldn't have went to the gym yesterday training later i'm so gonna die GG

2005-10-23T09:46:00.000+08:00

i've learnt to appreciate the little things in life a good game of floorball with your teammates a good game of soccer with your buddies a good game of dota with your friends being able to sleep all day in the comfort of your room playing winning 11 with an entire gang and laughing at each other drinking teh, eating prata and talking cock enjoying a mind boogling game of mahjong i seriously doubt that we'll have time for such things once we step into the working world i really appreciate the fact that i don't have to work during my holidays i'm in the springtime of youth!

2005-10-22T13:32:00.000+08:00

i'm back in the dota scene hoho after 3 weeks? i finally reinstalled the whole damn game but sad to say i've lost touch in dota my fingers feel so retarded now i can even micro-manage with ease i've been getting owned badly for the last few games bah damn irritating i think floorball made my fingers retarded but i like training tomorrow :D i've been spending a hell lot of $ recently i need to save up for my bloody driving test i feel like giving up but i can't la i've already spent so much $ on it and i need a groin guard badly too floorball is too dangerous

2005-10-18T16:50:00.000+08:00

sentosa was a bash today we played the luge ride thingy it was some go-kart cum scooter thingy damn cool la! you have to seat this swing thingy up which is really damn high you can see the almost the whole of sentosa from the top cool shit played with the luge thingy after we reached the top i think its even better than go-karts. hooho played wrestling at the water platform after that omg, max = ownage it took all 5 of us to take him down met the girls for dinner after washing up scandals *tsk tsk*

2005-10-16T13:41:00.000+08:00

bah i think i need anger management a hungry man is an angry man

2005-10-14T18:04:00.000+08:00

club momo their speakers ... was damn irrritating with all that treble my ears still hurt the crowd really sucked it was super packed and the pple actually push to get pass you 80% of the pple there are guys and there are bengs there i was so bored that i went to watch the live band perform well, at least the movie "goal" was quite nice but can they get an actor that can dribble? douglas just knocked some sense into me yesterday not the type of "sense" that i knocked into karmen i really need to train harder i need competition to really push myself to the limit just like in skools well, at least there's competition for the no. 1 spot now :D i know about my weak points but its already a habit habits are hard to change but i'll try my very best i hardly put in effort in the things that i do i'll still be sleeping even if the sky drops down but if i see something that's worth my effort i'll go all out to get it done floorball. i love random thought of the day: its ok if you're fat its ok if you're an ah lian but its not ok if you're a fat ah lian

2005-10-11T15:45:00.000+08:00

i feel like crying cause i cant play dota i've not been playing it for more than 1 week i need to reinstall my warcraft but i don't have the installation disc! pls inform me if you have the ROC and FT disc

2005-10-09T15:41:00.000+08:00

ahhhh.. i couldn't focus in the 1st period. i was still in a daze la. haha, but at least we fought back and equalised. and i made the save of my career. haha, top corner finger tip save although it was a random save which means that i can't even see the ball but my instincts just tell me to put my hand there. but that's the point la, random saves make u look like superman. i like. our trip to changi village was a failure. ahhhh. i need more xbox games!!! winning eleven 9, dynasty warriors 5 and marvel nemesis!

2005-10-08T16:06:00.000+08:00

i'm sooo happy. :D for some unknown reason. and i'm quitting my job! i dont have to face any retarded customers anymore! some of them are retarded because. they bring an entire bag of 5 cent coins to purchase beer. they bring an entire bag of coins to pay their bills. some 80 year old auntie in hot pants try to act cute to get an extra plastic bag. 90% of kids from this certain race that i dislike mess up the entire place when they buy slurpees and big gulps. (but i forgive them in this case cause 99.99999% of them have no brains) the rest of them are retarded because they throw their $ on the table. wohhooooo. friendly against NP tml. i'm feeling a lil' rusty. but nvm, i'll not let anything fly past me.

2005-10-06T16:39:00.000+08:00

bangkok anyone? 23rd - 27th december tp holidays starts on the 24th of dec i need 2 more pple the accommodation has been settled just pay for your own air tix pm me on msn or give me a call *grrrrr.. i can't play dota anymore*

2005-10-01T16:40:00.000+08:00

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer but when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bear my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

2005-10-01T13:30:00.000+08:00

can i have this please? Qool QDA700 or this Motorola E680i i can't afford the O2 XDA

2005-09-28T15:08:00.000+08:00

i had a bad day. i set more than 20 alarms to wake myself up for my medical checkup. but i only woke up at 9am when the thing starts at 10am. luckily cheryl called. she's my official alarm clock. and i got lost when i reached bukit merah. so i decided to take a cab to cmpb. when i told the driver the place, he started laughing. all he did was make a u-turn and i was there. $2.40 -_- it was 11 by the time i reached that place. and they told me to come back at 1 cause the slots were all full. wandered ard some ulu shopping centre there. and if u thought hougang was lousy, think again. waited all the way to 1 and did all the tests. the blood test made me go weak in the knees. and i have no idea what the *ahem* test was for. it was alrdy 5 by the time the checkup ended. and i didn't know how to get to tp from that place. so i took a cab to dhoby ghaut to meet cheryl 1st. and guess what, the damn driver stopped at somerset and told me it was dhoby ghaut. i found the place a bit unfamiliar, so i confirmed with him again. and he went "ya, this is dhoby ghaut" so i alighted. and found out it was somerset. had to take a train down. i was alrdy 630 when we reached tp. and i played damn badly today. i somehow scratched myself while saving the balls. my kneepads are officially spoilt. i'm like sliding against the bare floor now. painful shit. and all i could hear today were the "swoosh-ing" sounds of the balls flying past me. sick sick. i'm gonna get a pair of unihoc kneepads. no more salming for me.

2005-09-27T16:43:00.000+08:00

bah. boring. no dota for me tonight. thanks to the stupid direct download which takes a million years to finish. my xbox has gone missing. my last resort, dvds. but.. movies just make me sleep. couldn't even last 1 hour. dota! i need dota! floorball would be fine though. its ok. i'll take my revenge and wake miss cheryl leong up from her beautiful sleep. medical checkup tml. i have no idea how to get to that dreaded place. i hope that they diagnose me with some terminal illness.

2005-09-26T16:26:00.000+08:00

i'm sooooo tired. been working everyday since camp ended. my schedule for this week. mon - sip, work, floorball tues - medical checkup wed - work thu - rest fri - work sat - floorball, work sunday - soccer, work * faints * i almost burst out laughing while working today. this guy that i knew came in to buy a pack of condoms. HAHA. i was trying so hard not to laugh. sometimes when u sleep, either 1 of your limbs suddenly jerk and u wake up immediately after that. that happened to me on the bus. i was like dreaming about floorball when i suddenly made a "save" and pushed my left hand out into the air. it was damn embarrassing. luckily i was sitting right at the back. the guy beside me must have got

2005-09-23T03:05:00.000+08:00

camp was great. i love tp floorball. but its already my last year in tp. can i retain? haha i'm damn tired. my thighs are aching like mad. so many drills and matches. but i like. i have to go back to work in half an hour. bah, i don't like working.

2005-09-20T05:54:00.000+08:00

i've officially started work. at 7-11. HAHA. i'm working at blk 401, the 1 opposite punggol park. drop by if you are free. i'm working with my primary school sunday class teacher. and she actually remembers my name. my mum bought this ginger flavour shower foam. i smell like a giant piece of ginger now. floorball camp coming up. can't wait to train with my fellow wolves. friendly against NUS. can't wait to get our ass owned. :p

2005-09-18T17:00:00.000+08:00

i need a punching bag.

2005-09-17T07:21:00.000+08:00

tempted by the dark side he is. clouded his visions have become.

2005-09-16T22:01:00.000+08:00

i'm sorry about yesterday. i really am. :(

2005-09-11T15:13:00.000+08:00

street soccer tml morning. floorball in the afternoon. i'm loving it =)

2005-09-09T16:39:00.000+08:00

holidays. -_- i have no mood to enjoy it at all. and i still have to go back to sch. the only things that i'm looking foward to. tp floorball trainings and camp. bangkok shopping trip. and if i have enough money. retake my driving test. get a new pair of soccer boots. get a new pair of knee pads. get a pair of street soccer boots. get a groin guard before anything serious happens to my little bro. get a new sports bag. get that adidas sling bag. get a new pair of specs. and if i have enough time to train. 2.4km run within 11:30 at least 5 pull ups my NS medical check up is coming soon. god bless me.

2005-09-07T15:05:00.000+08:00

went to church to pray just now. ya, i know its so not me. i don't even attend sunday mass anymore. but i'm really lost, with no where to turn to. i felt so much better after that. pls kill me if i don't attend church this weekend. went for training after that. felt so stressed out playing with the owls. playing along with the national players and goalies. i was the only goalie who conceded goals for them. well, at least they have nice pple like serena encouraging me. khalique. omg, his shot stopping is godlike. he can somehow save the impossible to save shots. noretta, she is so calm and confident on court. her catching and throwing is damn good. *inspired* i wanna be as good as them. =)

2005-09-05T14:54:00.000+08:00

SIP if officially over. woot. no more clocking in and out. no more running after 72s. no more fucking expensive cabs to school. no more jeans and covered shoes. no more carina. but. SIP is unofficially over. i still need to go back to school regularly. bah. made my first division 1 appearance today. but it was only for 10 minutes. we were losing anyway. 5 saves. 2 goals. this is bad. but at least i learnt something. swiss club. gosh. there should be a limit to the no. of foreigners per team. i miss exams. :p finally, i have enough time to touch my xbox.

2005-09-04T07:29:00.000+08:00

You know I can't smile without you I can't smile without you I can't laugh and I can't sing I'm finding it hard to do anything You see I feel sad when you're sad I feel glad when you're glad If you only knew what I'm going through I just can't smile without you You came along just like a song And brighten my day Who would have believed that you were part of a dream Now it all seems light years away And now you know I can't smile without you I can't smile without you I can't laugh and I can't sing I'm finding it hard to do anything You see I feel sad when you're sad I feel glad when you're glad If you only knew what I'm going through I just can't smile Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find Well, I'm finding it hard leaving your love behind me And you see I can't smile without you I can't smile without you I can't laugh and I can't sing I'm finding it hard to do anything You see I feel glad when you're glad I feel sad when you're sad If you only knew what I'm going through I just can't smile without you